Normally I'm not one to talk a whole lot about my love life, but trying to date in Japan presents some unusual problems that I thought might be interesting to some of you.
I recently met a girl and her 2 friends (one Japanese girl and one Indian guy who speaks fluent English) and we've all been hanging out bit. The two of us have been emailing (texting) each other a lot over the past few weeks. This is kind of difficult because I don't speak Japanese. Luckily, she's smarter than I am and can understand English, though it's rough at times. Long story short, we are hanging out tonight, but I still don't know if it's a date or who is all coming.
Anyway, here's the long story—our email conversations. Complete with emoji and original grammar ("C" represents her, "G" represents me):
Aug. 16, 7:32 PM
C: come back after sleep get up now
How meny lesson today?
G: Today is my holiday. what are you doing tonight?
This trip very tired I'd like to lie down tonight.
G: I think I will just watch a movie tonight
C: What movie is it?
I want to watch a night museum
G: I just watched a dvd. not a famous movie. maybe we can see night at the museum together sometime, what do you think?
C: It o k
I will go this time
(After much contemplating over what the hell that meant, I decided I had no idea if she was saying "yes" or if she already had plans to see it. So I just went with this:)
G: OK. have a good night Chieko!
C: good night
have a nice dream
Aug. 26, 10:23 PM (conversation in progress)
G: That is a hard swim! what are your plans for this weekend?
C: I have no plan.
Sunday is free
G: Did you see Night at the Museum yet?
C: ok
Do you wont to go another place Sunday?
(Thwarted once again! Did she see it or not?)
G: Sure, what do you think?
C: I do not hit
I takes you with a near place
(I finally think I've figured out that she saw the movie and we are making plans to do something else. Whether this is a date or if her friends that normally hang out with us are coming too is still up in the air.)
G: OK. We will think of something. sounds good! its a plan
C: I go to it to meet you Sunday
G: OK Have a good dream tonight, Chieko.
C: you tooGood nightGuy
G: Oyasuminasai
Aug. 28, 8:59 PM (conversation in progress)
G: I will eat soon. shower first.
What time should we meet on Sunday?
C: It is good anytime
G: Do you want to get dinner? maybe 18:30?
C: Yes I want to get dinner
When I watch a movie hungry
( ! So we are seeing a movie after all! Still unsure about the date thing.)
G: Sounds good!
C: ok
I go to your house at18:00
(Ok, I get it! You can drive and I can't!)
UPDATE:
It was totally a date (my first legit date since college) and the movie was much funnier than expected. Unfortunately I had to keep myself from laughing the whole time, because no one else was. I don't think American humor translates very well into Japanese subtitles.
Enjoy this likely unrelated quote:
"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms."
—Stephen Jay Gould
Johnny
Said
Lol, that was hilarious. It was like reading a conversation between stroke patients.
Live my dream Guy, live it well.