My Life in Japan

My conversation with some dude on the street on the way home from the bar:

Dude: USA!

Me: Hai. USA.

Dude: Carifonya?

Me: No. Ohio.

Dude: Ohio! Kentucky?

Me: No. Ohio.

Dude: Parm Springs?

Me: No.

Dude: Green Day!

Me: Hai. Greenday.

Dude: Brinku Eititu

Me: Huh?

Dude: Ichi Hachi

Me: 18?

Dude: No. (pretends to write "1 8 2" on a fence)

Me: Blink 182. Ok. Oyasumi.

Dude: Goodnight!

Enjoy this likely unrelated quote:

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

—HAL, 2001: A Space Odyssey